Shit Pirate

What is Shit Pirate?


1.

One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.

Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."

Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"


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