What is Shit Pirate?
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One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.
Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."
Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
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The few channels you get (usually via antenna) when you don't pay for cable.
"Hey lets watch 'House'"
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To shit in a fan so that it blows all around getting everywhere.
Man I gave Eboni a Virginian Blizzard while she was sleeping. She woke..
