What is Shit Pirate?
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One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.
Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."
Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
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To be intoxicated on ecstasy and thus unable to be detected by cops for a DUI.
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An exclamation sometimes used to express error, or surprise.
Used as a noun to describe someone who is extremely dumb.
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