What is Shit Pirate?
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One who seeks out payment in the form of fecal matter. If payment is not provided post haste, it will be taken forcibly by means of a latex glove and a tabletop. On occasion a hook may be used.
Shit Pirate: "AAR, you owe me for that hamburger! Pass me your feces."
Frightened Industrial Engineering Professor: "Oh bullocks, a shit pirate and me without my Je-Fairy"
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tucking your scrotum and testes between your legs so that the person behind you see what seems to be a masquito's face
i gave her ..
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A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired ..
