What is Shit Platter?
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A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.
The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.
The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?
Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.
Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
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