Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Swampy Balls

1. Swampy balls is what occurs when you're outside in the heat, and the ensuing sweat creates a swamp-like environment surrounding you..

Queezer

1. somebody who is a queer ass loser...and I mean a real fucking loser sy, you're such a queezer...gah, ur gay. or g'damn, is..

Zhoot

1. When a boy farts out of his penis 1) I made such a loud zhoot in class the other day See fart, queaf, flatulence..

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