Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Ethop

1. (n.)- Racist, derrogatory, offensive word describing a person of Ethiopian or other African-related descent. Today at school, Thomas an..

Not1337

1. leet(gaming) speak for "not elite /sadface." "not" + "elite=leet=1337" + "=( = emoticon for sadface&q..

Child Molestation

1. When an adult sexually touches a child. Michael Jackson should be arrested for child molestation. 2. When an adult sexually touches a..

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