Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Urgly

1. A girl, guy, or thing that is beyooond ugly. God damn Kylee is one URGLY girl..

Cwnd

1. getting ownd or pwnd by a flying traffic cone ed:hey i ted i got cwnd on halo 3 yesterday ted:ha stubid n00b See cwnd, halo3, n00b, p..

Oompapa

1. the act of sexual relations Would you like to Oompapa tonight? Oh my God! Are they really gonna oompapa tonight? See sex, intercourse..

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