Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Play Attention

1. when a sports athlete does not pay attention during a crucial play. tom hiked the ball to the kicker scott who was looking at the cheer..

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1. Except she isn't really his daughter. Apparently she's just some chick he's been "taking care of" for a while, ..

#1 Rule

1. The rule that shows Brooke loves Arturo more. Remeber the #1 rule, Brooke loves Arturo more, it's a fact. See passion, love, #1 r..

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