Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Zacne

1. Someone who has Acnebut is still attractive. Or; Someone who should not be attractive, but is. Boy1: Dude, I was talking to this girl..

Pinkface

1. the cinematic phenomenon in which straight guys play gay by way of trying to “lay claim to homosexuality as a ‘topic’” Bruno’s schtick ..

Invisibitch

1. 1. A person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a bitch. "Yeah, she acts all nice ..

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