Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Yober

1. Being sum1z metz, big homie, pimp, and/or boss like hey do you see fat cris over there? Ya, I'm his yober. See big homie, manager..

Zenimate

1. to animate something by means of the chinese zen wow i got totally zenimated by that guys scrabble abilites See zen, animate, zenify, ..

Armelle

1. really funny girl who cannot keep their best friends secrets but you love her anyways. she told everyone, she is such an armelle. See ..

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