Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

See hot, warm, recieve, donate

Phewf

1. A word you say when you feel relieved. Phewf, good thing i proved Andrea wrong. See andrea, is, wrong, i, win..

Emerald Weapon

1. A powerful creature who roams the ocean floor in FF7. So how tough is Emerald WEAPON? It's basic attack does about 7,000 points o..

Glossy-wobbles

1. One who is so wasted that they have a "glossy" look about them and wobble. Because they are so schlambizzled. Shit, look at ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shit Shave Jerker Edit Meaning