Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?


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Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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