Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

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1. A Dutch term for anyone who is a classic closet homosexual, with an obvious love for anything woth either a beard or a berret. Rijpma&ap..

P.w.

1. n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married th..

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1. Chatspeak for vagina. Note the flaps and love button. In a chatroom somewhere: Maddy : Om nom nom ({;})!!! Adam : Eeeeewwwwwwwwww Ki..

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