Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

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M-357

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Uberizor

1. The total pwner of another- beyond ownage and pwner. The ultimate Uberized is what an Uberizor does "Wow! You had 36/50 kills las..

Scampering Lemming

1. When you have a person jogging down the street and another guy runs up behind the jogger and rapes them up the ass. I was jogging down ..

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