Shit Shave Jerker

What is Shit Shave Jerker?

Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.

Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.

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Thaz Rite

1. slang for "that is right" Yeah, I know thaz rite. Thaz rite, she betta walk away, son. See true, i know, yessah, uh-huh..

Bahnfleth

1. The most kick-ass last name someone could have. All the Bahnfleth's are ba and know how to party. Person 1: Hi my name is _____ Ba..

Oblivious

1. ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful) 1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster. 2. It certainly takes ..

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