Shit Shelf

What is Shit Shelf?


1.

the platform found inside those strange toilets in europe onto which one shits. the shit is then swept off the shelf by the flush and goes down the pipe.

"Do they have a toilet in that restaurant?"

"Yeah, but it's got a shit-shelf"

"Oh, fuck it! Let's go shit at McDonalds"


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