Shit Vampires!

What is Shit Vampires!?


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When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --

me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

See vampires, shit, radishes, amanda, matt, tina, amazing


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