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pirates drink,The(R)favorite letter of the alphabet
Whens me throat gets dry, me drinks some w.a.r.t.e.r..
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Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.
"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I&ap..
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This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength t..