Shitcock

What is Shitcock?


1.

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."

Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.

See shit, cock, fuck, fuckies, lame, dammit, crap

2.

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

3.

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

See matt

4.

when you take a shit and accidently shit on your cock

Last time I took a shit I got a huge shitcock.

See shit, cock, boner, cum, ass

5.

Origin: Robin, one cold night decided to string two expletives together and came up with this gem.

(1) Used to show disgust, (2) as an action (Shit MY cock) or (3) as a dirogatory term.

(1):

!nkeh-$pl@: : swimming is great for everything

RoBIN 53.05: i bet you a million quid it wouldnt benefit my fucking legs

Timmah: thats because you have freaktard legs.

RoBIN 53.05: shitcock yeah

(2): RoBIN 53.05: shit my cock TONIGHT, baby yeah shit my cock TONIGHT

(3) i:

RoBIN 53.05: pish

RoBIN 53.05: you're not the only shitcock in here

(3) ii:

¸Clush.»: btw where has shitcock gone?

Timmah: outside

Timmah: to wank over the stars

6.

A cock fresh out of someone or somethings ass.

Yeah so I look down and she's blowing my shitcock. No lie!

7.

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

See shitcock, docking


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