Shitlocker Edit Meaning

1. When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry. "I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave mys..

1. An expression most used when someone has only gotten 20 minutes of sleep and somebody asks them how they are. see: ughor fuck off &quo..

1. Adj. describing a wildly unpopular person who scrutinizes over every move you make. "Did the substitute write you up for talking?&..