Shitlord

What is Shitlord?


1.

A medallion constructed from Perling beads (known as "shit") arranged on a plastic pegboard (known as a "lord") and fused together with an iron (known as a "wizard wand"). Shitlords are believed by many practitioners of the dark arts to have many magickal properties, and are known to be very helpful to young sorcerers looking to enrich their mana pools. Often used to channel mystical energy from divine figures from beyond and useful in seances wherein a magician attempts inquiry with the Gridwizard.

He Who Dragged His Helmet, the sinister black knight and fabled lord of the lake of shitcockmonkeys, wore around his neck an enchanted chain adorned with an enchanted shitlord, which was bestowed upon him by Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness.

See medallion, magic: the gathering, c.h.u.d.

2.

A small craft consisting of beads melted into a pattern by way of iron. Common uses: necklace, keychain, general symbol of power

Dude your shitlord is rad!

See pleasanton, ca, bead, shit, lord


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