What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
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Someone who is off their fookin head, in other words...a sandwich short of a picnic!
Lele: As if u did a bit of fookin for a chicken bu..
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A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.
I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with ..
