What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
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The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts..
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Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody'..
