What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
Random Words:
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Good oral sex given by a sexy woman.
Casey gave me some good head last night! Wow shes Doing the Gloria too?!
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Seventies slang for ..
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A form of group retaliation against a fellow gamer with particularly bad case of gamer stink involving being sprayed down with Febreze o..
