What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
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upon the act of sex you use a whip too whip off any scabs or growths upon thy rear!
ow, bitch that funglewhip is some messed up shit!!!..
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Something that isn't funny enough that you would laugh at it in real life, but is funny on the internet because you've just sp..
