What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
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the act of being vindictive in a vicious way
John was so angry at Mary that he vinditiously ripped up the letter she wrote to him, whic..
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It means that you are rad beyond all doudt.
Man you couldnt be more Zach Miller.
See miller, zach, zak, rad, super cool..