What is Shitmitt?
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A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.
That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.
Random Words:
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noun: a person who has a bad temper.
" hey there, hockey-temper, why you punching the wall?"
" Fuck you!!"..
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Enthusiastic of, supportive of, excited about, or infatuated with a person, place or thing, especially in excess. Derived from the commo..