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During sex with a girl, vomit in her mouth, and then have her suck your penis.
I was feeling kinda sick last night so i puked in her mo..
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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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Eating instant coffee granules from the vagina of a Japanese lady
She gave him a large serving of extra strong Jappuccino
See oral, cu..