Shitty Mummy

What is Shitty Mummy?

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????

oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

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Tuscan Handshake

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W&n

1. White and Nerdy; such as used in the Weird Al's Cover of Ridin' Dirty. All of you people reading this entry are soo W&N. ..

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