What is Shitty Wank?
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When a person is having a
"I was having a really good
wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"
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A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
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A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partne..
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A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.
I was feeling uncomfortably energ..
