Shitty Wank

What is Shitty Wank?

When a person is having a wank and their crotch and hands are all covered in their own shit.

"I was having a really good wank last night, and then I shit the bed. I thought about stopping but I just carried on and had a shitty wank instead"

See wank, shit, masturbation, masturbate, wanker, crotch

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