What is Shit-up?
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Working out vigorously with full bowels, then trying too hard to get that 'last' sit-up. At least your whole anus didn't pop out, like has happened to some unfortunate weight lifters.
Weight lifter: *pant* *pant* uuHHUNNGHHT! *sploosh*
Random hot girl walking by: Aww gross... did you just shit-up?
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when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat
Guy: Oh shit here it comes!
'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'
Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.
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Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out
David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants...
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The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.
"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke ..
