What is Shit-up?
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Working out vigorously with full bowels, then trying too hard to get that 'last' sit-up. At least your whole anus didn't pop out, like has happened to some unfortunate weight lifters.
Weight lifter: *pant* *pant* uuHHUNNGHHT! *sploosh*
Random hot girl walking by: Aww gross... did you just shit-up?
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when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat
Guy: Oh shit here it comes!
'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'
Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.
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Random Words:
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Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).
It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was des..
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lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the moth..
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a modern slang word for child molester.
"hey dude, you seen that chichimomo on the news?" "yea". he was in jail for..