Shitzkrieg

What is Shitzkrieg?


1.

1. A war waged against an asshole; conversely

2. A war waged by an asshole.

"If that assholedoesn't quit with his antics, I'm set to wage a full-on shitzkrieg upon him."

"I don't know what this asshole's deal is, he's been coming straight at me all day with his shitzkrieg."

See shit, blitzkrieg, asshole, war, ass

2.

When several annoying/inconvenient/terrible/shitty things happen to you at the same time. Like a blitzkrieg applied to modern day threats.

Oh god, this teacher gave me a shitzkrieg of homework! I have this 50 page paper due tomorrow!

See shit hit the fan, blitzkrieg, clusterfuck, debacle

3.

1) An expression of dismay, frustration, anger, fear, and/or confusion.

2) A debate, argument, and/or discussion that degenerates into a shit-talking spectacle.

3) A shitting competition, see battle shits.

4)The act of chronic and aggressive bullshitting.

1) "Hey Tim, the cops are the door asking about you." "Shitzkrieg! They better have a warrant."

2) All too often political discussions turn into a shitzkrieg.

3) "I think the guy in the stall next to me was trying to have a shitzkrieg with me." "That's fucking sick, why are you telling me this?"

4) Connor never seems to know what he is talking about, but his unwavering efforts and asshatterymake him a spectacular shitzkrieger.

See shit flinger, shit talker, shit storm, shitskrieg, bullshitter, bullshitting, tom cruise, shania twain, battle shits


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