What is Shiza Goggles?
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The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
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Euphamism for female masturbation
"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last nigh..