What is Shiza Goggles?
1.
The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
See
Random Words:
1.
explode all over your face
im going to 1987 all over your face
See 1987, explode, sex, hott, steamy..
1.
noun - A person who reads in bed.
pronounced - lib-ro-kyoo-bi-kyoo-lar-ist
I used to tease my sister by calling her a librocubicularis..