Shlongmont

What is Shlongmont?

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Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

See longmont, colorado, shlong, schlongmont
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