What is Shlongmont?
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Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.
"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."
"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"
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A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.
In order to give a woman a Brian ..
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1. Someone you are having casual sex with, a "fuckbuddy" or "bedbuddy".
2. Someone you are cheating on your S.O. wi..
