Shlongsicle Edit Meaning

1. A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world. That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up..

1. Hesitating while getting one's bearings upon exiting an elevator, escalator, or other conveyance, causing gridlock for the people b..

1. A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which ..