Shloonk Edit Meaning

1. The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requireme..

1. A famous fantasy baseball team currently in the prestigous League of Shadows. El Douchebago is sucking hind-teat again this year. Perh..

1. v. to masturbate with the door to ones dorm room unlocked allowing for the possibility of being disturbed, hence heightening ones arous..