Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Vedgie

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Hankel

1. a man with a lazy eye who lives in Ingram and can't afford tickets to the 8th grade dinner dance; a man who cheat on school relate..

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