Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Dumb Footed

1. Getting a new skateboard, trucks, wheels, or shoes and you are not use to them and your skateboarding ability is impacted on the new gea..

In Denial

1. In denial of being single because the break up was not mutual. Maybe because you still live with your 'ex' bf and are still sl..

Twat Faggot

1. a twat that is also a faggot (combination of the two words) omg that dude is such a twat faggot See twat, faggot, idiot, stupid, dull..

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