Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

2x4

1. A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down..

Disnomality

1. Out of order; chaos; distressing The scene of the accident was full of disnomality. See chaos, craziness..

Intarnet

1. How rednecks pronounce 'Internet' See lowpro 2. intarnet, the annoying lining that accompanys many pairs of running shorts ..

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