Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Nob Job

1. a jerk; someone who bothers you when you clearly do not want to be bothered. i.e. on the phone, doing homework, talking to someone.;a na..

Us And Them

1. a song off of pink floyd's 1973 album dark side of the moon.probably the most mellow song on the whole album.has an amazing structu..

Kirvin

1. To constantly flip-flop and change your opinion due to trying to keep up with the latest manoeuvering of a cause you unconditionally sup..

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