What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
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Ex-mod on 4chan
used to host his own internet radio show called "Midnight Snacks"
ever since he became not a mod, /b/'s..