What is Shlumpkin?
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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
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Anal sex with someone who hasn't eliminated their bowles yet.
Mud cutting with Sarah wasn't as fun as I had hoped.
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