What is Shlumpkin?
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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
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The brother of Roddy (Rowdy) Macdonald, both of which are players on the Philly Americans.
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term used in reference to a vagina, specifically one painted with semen
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A vibrator that still works even though it is long dead and over used.
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