What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Random Words:
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- a 'much, much' older woman hunting for a younger man.
Usualy has had some work done on the carcass and a bit of maintenanc..