What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
See
2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Random Words:
1.
have sex with a dead underage animal of the same sex.
(GUY1)dude check that dead male puppy im gonna fuck it
(GUY2)u HomoNecroPedoBeas..