Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?


1.

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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2.

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin


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