Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?


1.

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

2.

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin


93

Random Words:

1. A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt. Ah ha ha! You're a queermo ..
1. A unit of measuring momentum (kg * m/s) The momentum of a 5 kg car going 2 m/s is 10 Reeves. 2. verb; to reeve; past tense: reeved; t..
1. An awesome band with great talent. Their rock/dance style makes for a fun but hard style that is mixed very well. The inspiration seems ..