Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?


1.

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

2.

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin


93

Random Words:

1. One who is omniscient and extremely good looking. Also defines a being who shows an unparalleled amount of kindness and love for their ..
1. Peenalope comes from the name penelope...but for people who cant...say it...like Penis wringles with no life...You may want to look up p..
1. Word to proclaim when content with oneself or another. John:How's it going man, I heard your going out with that hot freshman chic..