Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Speculating

1. Assuming something before really knowing. People be speculating too much. See speculator, assumption, assume..

Comfy Bit

1. A Scottish mechanical term for a part that is left over at the end of a job, ie "where did that part come fae", usually if the..

Do What

1. Absolutely the most annoying phrase Texans say! I have lived down here the past 14 years and have never gotten used to it. It still ru..

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