What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Random Words:
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A slang term for 'in this place'.
Yo dude, is there any more beers up in this bitch?
See bitch, place, biatch, up in here..
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One who is exceedingly proficient in the Art of Masturbation; One who has achieved Master Status in the art of Masturbation; The Ubermes..