What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Random Words:
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When a male fingers a female
in betweeen her booooobs.
Like titty-fucking, but much less
complicated, and with
his fingers.
(can ..
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(n) 1. a long line of congested highway or road. see TRAFFIC
2. a line of people waiting to get somewhere
see also: dragon's ..
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An orgasm so amazingly good that your toes involuntarily curl.
Jack: I had sex for 2 hours straight last night! Not including foreplay!..
