Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

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1. A wee diddy of a fitba manager who thinks Ali Roy should play for Scotland Hey cabbie have ye seen that numpty bufty Vogtsy flashin&apo..

Underpuff

1. hair covering the area between the nutsack and the butthole (aka, the taint) your underpuff is poking out the sides of your thong. See..

Lolballz

1. The smell of Dries. Lolballz don't smell very good. Dries smells like Lolballz See lol, dries, ballz, belgium, failure..

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