Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Alexander

1. The name for a true gentleman Wow, your boyfriend sure is an alexander! See alex, lex, xan, al 2. longer version of Alex mostly used..

100 Grand

1. 100000 dollars (not to be confused with the candy bar of the same name) If I had 100 grand I would put it in the bank. See g, gee, gra..

Creamers

1. An endearing term Genesse Cream Ale aficionadoes have given their beverage of choice. Creamers are beloved for their smooth taste, affor..

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