What is Shlumpkin?
1.
To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
See
2.
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
Random Words:
1.
To be unique and to have ones own different way of being. Usually wears casual pants, wears Experimental/Progressive band shirts. Music ..
1.
That unexpected thin layer of dry snot that flies out of your nose when you exhale too strongly.
As I was about to read the book i was ..