Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?


1.

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

2.

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin


93

Random Words:

1. The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profil..
1. Said about a car that lacks exterior finish like a good paintjob, fresh chrome, decals, spoilers but is equipped with a powerful engine,..
1. To upgrade, to make better, to give more than expected. You would syce me if you went ahead and did me that favor. Commonly used in th..