Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

crumpkin blumpkin

To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

See blumpkin, crumpkin, dirty sanchez, anal sex, balls, nuts, biatch, Noons

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Clux

1. A reference to a 'chickenhead', often used plurally. More clux for yo' bucks!..

Guuk

1. To give someone oral sex. Comes from the noise made during. I'm going to guuk him. See oral, guuk, blowjob, sex, guuked..

Quejerk

1. kay-jurk -adjective 1. one who is both a queer and a jerk, hence Quejerk. Person 1 : "I'm the only one who's birthday ..

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