Shlumpkin

What is Shlumpkin?

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

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When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

Zahir

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Pulling A Rob

1. The act of stealing on of your friend's girlfriends/boyfriends. "Whoa did you hear about Kelly? Matt and Chantal just broke u..

Uhuhgh

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