What is Shmarf?
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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf
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Random Words:
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The act of shitting.
Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and do some problems in bowelgebra.
See Karl Hungus..
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an idiot, tool
"those lebs are massive zootburgers"
See zoot, tool, idiot, gronk, tryhard..