What is Shmarf?
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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf
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Random Words:
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Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.
Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar... 
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It is a term used in sex. Basically when both parties are hairy (hairy dick hairy pussy) you start grinding each other when penetrated.W..