What is Shmarf?
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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf
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A person who entices children usualy 7 and under by offering fruit pastilles to them and saying 'Bet you can't put this in you..
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little boney fingers of wives that try to insert into private places
your ass..