What is Shmarf?
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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf
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(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person..
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The act of using the vagina as a pouch for the penis when necessary.
Example of penis pouch: another word the vagina
See vagina, pussy..