What is Shmarf?
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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.
Tori: Hey your my smush
Sara: Well your my shmarf
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Random Words:
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riding the crotch, to give another guy pleasure by letting him ride the wanker
Ekow gave Dan a crotch ride.
See Conan the Barbarian..