Shmarf

What is Shmarf?


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Someone who is adorable and you love them more than a best friend but your not completely in love with them, and they are probably the person you can trust most in your life, much more than family.

Tori: Hey your my smush

Sara: Well your my shmarf

See shmarf, lover, hottie, best friend, douche bag, amazing


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