What is Shmate?
1.
another way of saying 'mate'
usually used by chav type people...or occasionally used to mock chavs when used ironicly.
oh, shmate, dat is a bangin tune man innit
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2.
Funny Way
of saying shit
BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate
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Random Words:
1.
the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex
"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..