Shmeat Edit Meaning

1.

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

See peta, animal, meat, fake, vegetarian

2.

Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.

"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood article comment

"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"

See shmeat, shit, meat, colbert, report, peta, terrorist, terrorism, environmentalism, fascism, cheese, souffle, communist

3.

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

See shmeat, little, small, meat, patty

4.

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

See dick, small meat, small penis

5.

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

6.

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza

his hobby is shmeating

he feasts on shmeat

See shmeat, brian, clown, retard, alfano

7.

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

See Matt