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The act of putting hand sanitizer on a condom before vaginal intercourse.
I think my girlfriend has been sleeping around, I'm goin..
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Somebody who thinks that ballons is a real word; or at least misspelled baloons.
"The Nartist said his dog Jake is afraid of ballo..
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A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.
Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I j..
