Shmekelpuss

What is Shmekelpuss?

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

See pamela anderson, schuck

Bad Grammar

1. The new language on the internet. It takes longer to read and comprehend the message than it takes to type the message. EX. lolroflmao ..

Hognolly

1. refered to if someone of something is abnormally big Their pitcher was a hognolly. See beast, swole, humungo, nagroid..

Chest Humping

1. Oppise us tit fucking, to have the female move her breast between ur the male penis. My gf can loveschest humping. See fuck, tit, brea..

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