Shmekelpuss

What is Shmekelpuss?

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

See pamela anderson, schuck

K Thanks

1. a)something "stupid" people use (as my friend defines it) b)a way of saying "okay thanks you" in a preppier way &q..

Eskimo Surprise

1. An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen br..

Valeted

1. to get knocked out;fix ya face "If you scuff up my shoes, you get Valeted on the floor" ..

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