Shmekelpuss

What is Shmekelpuss?

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

See pamela anderson, schuck

Konged

1. the act or instance of being fucked oh shit!!! i lost my history report!!!! im so konged See screwed, fucked, damned..

Zingger

1. Old sauce on top of pizza near crust that is dry and clumpy. Mostly on pizza Dude that sauce on that pizza is so zinggerd See pizza..

Q-mob

1. q-mob...a weak as fuck clique from mayde creek high school who for some reason think there hot shit for no reason what so ever except ha..

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