What is Shmelp?
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white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
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Noise a cow makes. Like moo only with nine o's instead of two. You can see i'm bored, can't you?
mooooooooo said the cow..
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1.Quit Being a Pussy
Colin: "Dude I Dont Want To Hit Him With The Paper Ball"
Nick: "Dude take the tampon out and do it..