What is Shmelp?
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white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.
Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.
That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base
Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.
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