Shmelp

What is Shmelp?

white, heterosexual. most commonly used in reference to a white heterosexual male.

Often used in a derogatory context as a replacement for words attacking less prominent groups of people.

That shmelp wouldn't know the first thing about booty base

Dude, why are you watching Friends? That show is so shmelp.

See bruno

1. Stands for Wild And Lethal Trash once an avantgarde belgian fashion label, started by style-pioneer Walter van Beirendonck, then contin..

Ab Nada

1. A thing or activity that is with out exception non existent. Short for absolutely nothing. Question: What is there to do at your grandm..

Lestrade

1. A chubby, quarrelsome, curry guzzling chap who is a burden to himself and those around him. Used to be an market trader who's busin..

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