Shmexpert

What is Shmexpert?

1. One who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.

2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''

The IT shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but Joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.

See know-it-all, bullshitter, pundit, expert, smarty-pants

Zeolite

1. The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger. "My crap is three fingers long!"..

Yernk

1. 1) to yoink (steal) 2) to yoink (masturbate) 1) He yernked a french fry from his buddy's plate. 2) His mother barged in and caug..

Get Jayed

1. To get jerked off. Fuck off! Something funny. Yo i can't believe it i got jayed by that girl last night. Hey get jayed buddy! ..

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