Shmexpert

What is Shmexpert?

1. One who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.

2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''

The IT shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but Joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.

See know-it-all, bullshitter, pundit, expert, smarty-pants

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