Shmiff Edit Meaning

1. Someone who masturbates with a sock too much and gains friction burns. "What can i say i'm a sock addict and it fucking hurts..

1. The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan ex..

1. Peanut Butter and Jelly, stuff you have on your sandwitch... That is if you like it on your sandwitch...? It's pb&j time!! I ..