Shmiff Edit Meaning

1. To register for Twitter, post (tweet) once or twice, and then forget about it the next day. Person #1: "I signed up for that statu..

1. Vampires that don't drink human blood, but rather animal blood. They don't get quite the same effect from drinking human blood..

1. Hot delicious steamed salmon oozing with caramel and fish oil... Covered in heavy chocolate, and doused in cod liver oil.... The outer s..