Shmooglemuffin

What is Shmooglemuffin?


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an amazing breathtaking flawless understanding fabulous incredible astonishing intelligent female who effortlessly falls under the category of perfection that most people dont deserve to even be seen in public with.

"hey you know alyssa?"

"oh you mean shmooglemuffin?"

See wow, omg, amazing, perfect, damn


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