Shneemerman Edit Meaning

1. A complete hair disaster. I've dyed my hair 18 times now and it still looks awful! What a hairtastrophe!!! See hair, catastrophe..

1. adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent. I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night. See JH 2..

1. "going for two" plays off the use of the football phrase: ie going for the more risky two point conversion, instead of settlin..