Shneeze

What is Shneeze?


1.

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.

I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.

See sneeze, shit, poop, crap, dump

2.

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.

A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.

(shneeze again)


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