What is Shneeze?
1.
The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.
I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.
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2.
In the same vein as
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.
I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)
