Shoeface

What is Shoeface?


1.

a dog which constantly picks up human shoes to express its devotion to its owner

Sparky - Stop being such a shoeface and give me back my loafer.

See foot fetish

2.

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.

1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.

2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.

3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.

See shoe, face, sweat, exercise, vomit, puke


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