What is Shoeth?
1.
shoeth shoo-th, shoethed, shoething
-noun
1. A shoe investigator.
2. An investigator of everything having to do with shoes. (ie. size, color, type, style, fashionability, etc.)
We need a good shoeth. Someone needs to figure out how the hell my left foot is naked, while my right foot is double hugged with two cherokee style, cheddar cheese flavored, neon orange, baby skinned moccasins.
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