Shomari

What is Shomari?


1.

A person who sleeps on your lawn and wakes up just to smoke crack.

You God Damn shomari's get off my property!!!

2.

one identical to that of Mr. Grouch but smokes crack, and kills people.

"today I went to take my garbage out and one of those god damn shomari's was in my garbage bin. then that stupid bitch asked me if I had any rocks!"

3.

a guy that you dont know that sleeps in your bushes and smokes crack all the time.

God dmn shomari's are every where in this neighborhood.

4.

a person who can smell crack rocks from a mile away.

Matt:"i smell coke"

Andrew:"you bitch ass shomari"

5.

one who not even the crack heads smoke with, they will eat all the crack rocks.

interviewer: "why do you not like shomari's?"

crackhead: "because there low down godd for nothin bitches, who eat all the crack! thier dirty bastards"

6.

a person who shakes, scratches and has achieved white lips by doing to much crack.

that Tyrone Biggums is such a Shomari

7.

A person who sits in front of a house all day on a porch and snoots cocaine all day.

"Get out of here you god damn shomari's"


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