What is Shomit?
1.
To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.
"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.
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2.
To shit and vomit at the same time
After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.
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3.
To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust
That song was so bad i shomited
4.
To take a shit that smells like vomit.
"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"
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5.
v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.
Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.
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6.
A liquidy substance comprised of fecal matter(shit) and vomit. Generally this substance will be collected in a bucket, sealed, and allowed to ferment over a time of no less than 3 months.
One of these days that girl is going to piss me off so bad that I'm going to splatter a giant bucket of shomit all over her down comforter and the interior of her car.
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7.
The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.
Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!
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