Shompt

What is Shompt?

To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.

Conversation over AIM:

-Dude, u wanna go chill?

-Nah bro, im about to shompt

-Ah, good call.

See shompting, shitting, computers, relaxation, poop, toilet

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