Shoot Blanks

What is Shoot Blanks?


1.

To be impotent and not able to impregnate a female. Only a male can "shoot blanks".

Aaliyah: "Wait...we shout use some protection."

R. Kelly (in his mind): "Damn. I hate when they say that, it's no good with one of those. I'd better think of an excuse. Let's see..."

(out loud) "Uh...I'm shooting blanks so it's OK."

Aaliyah: "All right."

R. Kelly: "Uh..n you put on this schoolgirl outfit and pull your hair back so it looks like you're 12 instead of 15?"

Aaliyah: "OK."

(3 months later)

R. Kelly: "Shit. That didn't work, I knocked her up. Oh well, maybe she'll die in a plane crash or something."

See Nick D

2.

to be infertile and unlikely to impregnate a woman by having sex with her (from a term used to describe the firing a gun loaded with bullets designed not do harm to the target)

She never realized he was shooting blanks until he hesitated about buying condoms. (example of shoot blanks)

See blue diamond


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