Shooting Blanks

What is Shooting Blanks?

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."

Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"

A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

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Sterile man or man with the ol' cutaroony done to his nuts.

After shooting blanks for six months, my friend stopped smoking so much pot and drinking too much and had a kid.

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