Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

Queuepidity

1. The inability demonstrated by shoppers to sensibly form queues at checkouts. Sometimes leading to single queues at mutliple checkouts al..

Two Bob Nob

1. Somebody who is a complete twat. Most 'two bobs' have a stupid ass dog too, then you have a 'two bob nob and a dog.'..

Salty Sanchez

1. when a girl licks a mans balls after a hot salty day. girl i gots some sodium waiting for your mouth See Reuben..

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