Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

Explode

1. When something blows the fuck up, usually in a totally ninjamanner. Dude, did you see that horse EXPLODE?! That was totally sweet! See..

Zooey Deschanel

1. synonymous with beautiful and talented; sister is on bones with that guy who was on buffy. Woah, that Zooey Deschanel is a hottie. See..

Assblaster

1. a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper last night I was drinking T..

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