Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

Wants On

1. a strong, uncontrollable desire for someone sexually. You can tell by his giant woody, that he "wants on" Mary. See horny, r..

Unjew

1. To officially not be a damn Jew anymore because you're pissed at being Jewish Fuck HP, they're a bunch of Jews. They make Jew..

Dovin' It

1. Driving like a complete retard, scanning around in your car like a meerkat. Also known as rubber necking. He's dovin' it in h..

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