Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

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Hobo Lock

1. Any device that prevents hobos from taking shopping carts, hand trucks or similar device used by hobos to transport their belongings. Us..

Kronky

1. an expulsion of wind from the urethra during coitus; a penile fart. Mortified, porn star Jerry, sprinted away after producing the dread..

Zunki

1. casual sex with someone who you've loved before im sure there are many but im sure you get the gist..

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