Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

Rock 'em Cock 'em Robots

1. When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket. My penis was so hard it ..

Up Top Where The Short People Cant Reach

1. The coolest thing ever. Invented by B.L. and C.R. dude, they scored..."Up top where the short people can reach" See dude..

One-eyed Cousin In A Carwash

1. A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute. e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a..

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