Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

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