Shoportunity

What is Shoportunity?

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

See sale, buy, opportunity, win

Zeddy

1. A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex. I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis. See Brand..

Assmittens

1. Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has. The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again..

W00tzorz

1. used when something is really cool. Brenda-Do u want to make out? Brad-W00tzorz..

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