Short Man Johnson Edit Meaning

1. Lint on some kind of object. Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot. Some dude taking off socks..

1. The girl who arrives uninvited in her best slut wear at any and all of your social functions to shamelessly throw herself at your male f..

1. when youre bangin out a hooker all nasty and your buddy is in the closet listening. scott pulled the uncle puss while he was at my hous..