Short Man Johnson Edit Meaning

1. To perform sex in a lazy panda like position that requires a minimum penis size (or limp penis) yet raising all hell by screaming obnoxi..

1. when your havein sex with a girl on her period and when you come you pull out and fling the condom off...leaving a airborn trail of bloo..

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..