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During a sixty-nine you force your partners face into your ass crack and hold.
Last night I gave Melissa a Jersey armpit and she said, ..
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The moment it dawns on you that, no, you haven't actually solved the problem you thought you had.
The smug grin was immediately wi..
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A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!
'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'
See arse, parcel, shit,..