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1. a sexual person who hits people in the eye with marker dildos. Friend 1:You know you want it! Friend 2:No I dont! *smack* Friend 1:Da..

1. To Fart in ones hand and hold it, sneak up behind somebody and throw it in their face. Robert ninja bombed Chris as he was getting his ..

1. A book or magazine with pictures of food so good it makes you say "more, yes, GIVE IT TO ME!!!" and then feel guilty just for ..