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1. the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so b..

1. An unshaven vagina As he felt her huge 70's hustler pelt of a bush he asked her, "What's with the yarn farm?" See ..

1. A pun on the words stolen goods. Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?&qu..