Shortznob

What is Shortznob?

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a person, addicted to completing the New York Times Sunday crossword in ink, for whom this is a method of shoring up feelings of self-worth and intellectual pride. Derived from Will Shortz, editor magnus for the Times, it is an affliction common to several million people.

I'm a Shortznob, but in the words of Woody Allen,I need the eggs.

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