What is Should Have Polished The Wood?
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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.
Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.
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