What is Should Have Polished The Wood?

1.

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

See pregnant, preggers, gravid, knocked up, screwed, masturbation, mastercation, waxing the dolphin, spanking the monkey, responsibility, consequences, reality
59

Random Words:

Pmuse
1. I user on the IGN Boards who got a Permanate Ban and then on January 1st, 2004 Tal-IGN(You don't evan wanna know who he is) unbanne..
Read more
30 Seconds Of Hell
1. One half minute of rough sex, followed by a premature ejaculation. That chick at the bar is pretty hot. Yeah, I'd put her through..
Read more
Farm-boy
1. Someone who lives on a farm that enjoys making love to the assorted animals on the farm. Instead of calling someone a pigfucker, use th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free