What is Should Have Polished The Wood?

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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

See pregnant, preggers, gravid, knocked up, screwed, masturbation, mastercation, waxing the dolphin, spanking the monkey, responsibility, consequences, reality
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