What is Should Have Polished The Wood?
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What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!
He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"
She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"
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This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.
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To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.
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