What is Shoven?
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to shove someone forcefully into an oven. Often used as a fettish to those who are bored with everything about sex, so they strip their partner naked and throw them in. The burn marks should create spots on the skin that create many new places of insertion.
I shovened my partner into our 8x8 oven. She screamed and moaned for nearly 8 and a half minutes at 350. Afterwards... her right leg resembled a stretched out, mutilated, bloody vagina.
Random Words:
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Used to indicate a person is a complete moron. Formed from the combination of tard, the shortend slang version of retard + police.
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