What is Show Boner?
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A penis that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)
Nyquilla busted in on me
dropping a deuce and saw myjohnson before I even had time to work up a show boner.
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A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
I cannot give you a proper..
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Just fine. Hunky-dory with an expletive added for emphasis. Depending on tone and context the expletive in middle may also indicate sarc..