What is Show Boner?
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A penis that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)
Nyquilla busted in on me
dropping a deuce and saw myjohnson before I even had time to work up a show boner.
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Alternate term used for an early morning turd.
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A popular internet/texting acronym for Rolling Around Crapping My Pants Like Bea Arthur On Laxatives. Used to indicate shock, discomfort..