Show Boner

What is Show Boner?


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A penis that has been deliberately coaxed to a state of partial erection so its owner will appear better endowed than if it were completely flaccid (yet not like some sort of pervert, as he would were it completely erect)

Nyquilla busted in on me dropping a deuceand saw my johnsonbefore I even had time to work up a show boner.

See dick, prick, cock, johnson, john thomas, one-eyed wonder worm


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