Shower Beer

What is Shower Beer?

An alcoholic beverage one consumes while cleansing himself/herself.

Before getting dressed, while pregaming, Wally economically uses his time to shower and booze at the same time consuming his "shower beer".

The most delightful beer in the world. Can be anything from Pabst to Guiness, but must be consumed within the shower and while the shower is on.

I woke up with a mad hangover this morning, but after that shower beer I have a nice buzz on.

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