Shrimp Pistol

What is Shrimp Pistol?

1. An obscenely and unnecessarily small penis.

2. Chris' penis

-Is it even possible to have renal sex with an opossum?

-I don't know about you guys, but i have a shrimp pistol

See dick, cock, small, tiny, puny, hide-and-seek, shlong, shrimp, dong

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