What is Shrimp Scampi?
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noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.
look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.
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